CHOOSING THE PERFECT PET

Sometimes I wish I had a dog that I could call my own.
He’d keep me company, and I would never feel alone.
I’d pet and pamper him and give him yummy little treats.
And I could tell him everything because he’d be discreet.

But then, of course, I’d have to train him not to “go” inside.
And when he had to “go” I’d have to be there by his side.
I’d have to walk him twice a day with poo bags in supply,
And regular visits to the vet could run my checkbook dry.

Dog food to buy, and dog supplies, could use up cash I’ve saved.
Add discipline and training to make sure he’s well-behaved.
And bathing him and grooming when he might not want it done.
The more I think about it, it just doesn’t sound like fun.

After consideration, I am very much inclined
To get a furry puppy of the artificial kind.
They’re cuddly soft and stuffed with cloth and never have to “wet.”
Yes, I’ve decided that’s the kind of puppy I will get.