This week’s Velvet Verbosity 100-Word Story prompt is the word “Beard.”
Albert, the town barber, arrived at his shop to find a customer waiting.
“I thought you’d never get here!” the customer said.
Albert’s eyes grew round.
“Well, don’t just stand there,” the customer said, now in the chair. “Quick! Get me shaved.”
“Oh … I couldn’t! I just couldn’t ! That’s the most perfect beard I’ve ever seen.”
“Why, it’s thick and velvety, with perfect color. Every barber longs for a customer with a beard like that to care for. I’ll delight in trimming it for you, but I could never shave it off.”
“Don’t be ridiculous! What’s wrong with you?”
“I’m sorry to upset you, M’am. But I will not shave off your beard.”
I’ve reached the time of my life where I’ve had to learn to deal with one of those aggravating challenges that nag at ladies in their middle age years: those confounded extra hairs that keep cropping up above our upper lips and on our lower chins. Testy little things they are, and our determination to get rid of them – and keep getting rid of them when necessary – is without limit.
There are a number of weapons in our arsenal: creams, waxes, strips, eye-brow shapers, tweezers, and any number of exfoliating gadgets sold “only on TV.” So far, no one I know has had to resort to visiting Albert (thank God), but my personal small warfare in this area has undoubtedly attributed to my whimsical take on this week’s prompt.
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13 thoughts on “Velvet Verbosity # 378 – ‘The Happy Barber’”
I dread to think of what you young ladies go through,, I am glad to be a man with shaped short cut beard…. great story by the way. 😉
So that is what that nuisance is called? 🙂
I figure I might as well get a good story out of the whole aggravating situation.
Haha…cute! One of my good friends, her daughter and my daughter have a four way pact. If ever one of us is in the hospital in a coma we promise to visit and pluck the chin hairs.
I’ve often wondered if other people thought about things like that.
Unfortunately I’m totally with you!
Isn’t it amazing how the same entity — hair — can be such a blessing when it’s in the right place and such a curse when it’s in the wrong place?
I really liked your take on the prompt. The gender-reveal in the last line took me by surprise and left me smiling 🙂
Thank you for reading and letting me know your reaction.
you made me chuckle. I will never forget standing in line (in my 30s!!!) for a church supper when the light apparently caught me just right and my teen daughter (!!! wicked brat) loudly announced that Mom was now growing a beard. Mortification over one stray hair. (the first of many)
I’m glad it brought a chuckle to everyone and didn’t offend. I was hoping it would work that way.
Thanks for the chuckle. The ending was perfect, and unexpected.
Thank you. I appreciate your taking the time to read and comment.