Maybe it’s because I’m such an avid reader — and an avid writer — but I do believe this is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard. I’ve retold it zillions of times — with a tip of my hat to its incredible creator: Mr Groucho Marx.

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.

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