Fiction, Humor

A Letter to Santa in October?

 

SANTA & LIST
Yes, I’m writing a letter to Santa in October this year. I felt it was really important to touch bases with him on something. So I’m posting this letter “special delivery” today.

 

Dear Santa,

I know you know who I am, but I’m not sure just which list you have me on. And since there’s just 2 1/2 months left until Christmas, I thought maybe I’d better get some clarification from you before it’s too late.  Could you please define the two words I’ve listed below?  Be as specific as you can — you know — with as many examples as possible. Feel free to use an extra sheet of paper if necessary. And I’d appreciate hearing back from you right away.  Time is of the essence in this situation.

Please Define the Following Words:

NAUGHTY:_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

NICE:__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thank you, Santa. I know you are a reasonable man.
I am anxiously awaiting your reply.

Your friend,
Sandy Conner

 

 

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5 thoughts on “A Letter to Santa in October?”

  1. This Santa has always had a weakness for the naughty girls. However, he doesn’t discriminate against the nice ones either. As long as you follow the Golden Rule, I’m sure you’ll be fine.

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